are all the teacher freak??

bonus,,,bonus.....hohoho

Hi guys….jumpa lagi…muah! *huek,byor*

Kemaren aku pergi ke ef….dan aku mendapatkan beberapa percakapan lucu disana….hohoho…

Coba dengerin:

1. Gary, guruku, nyuruh kami bikin movie review…hohoho tentunya dalam bahasa ingris….

Dan aku memutuskan biar gak sulit2 bikin review soal film Kambing Jantan. Nah, ini yg gary katakan waktu liat hasil kerjaku…:

Gary : um, Lydia, the movie title is…Kambing Jantan right?

Me: yup…

Gary: isn’t kambing goat?

Me: yes..,, you right…

Gary: and jantan is….. what is jantan?

Me: jantan is male…
Gary: oh, so why is it Kambing Jantan?
Me: it’s the nickname of the actor…
Gary: oh, I understand, in English male goat is to describe a man who liked by a lot of women….
Me: no no no, you got wrong point… his nickname is just kambing without jantan… *pikirku:radit banyak fans? OMG!*
Gary: oh I see…. So the real name is DICK-a…(dick=tit**, wkakaka!!!)
Me:*nahan ketawa* oh, yes you’re right…
Gary: okay, that’s great.
Wuakakaka! Sangar kan??
2. Pulangnya, jaketku ketinggalan… dan aku lupa 100% dimana aku ninggalinnya… aku lari ke kantin , lobby, gak ada! Akhirnya aku lari ke kelasku, yang ternyata udah diisi oleh kelas lain….

Me: excuse me…did anyone found a jacket?

Teacher: I don’t think so….

Me: oh…

Teacher: where did you leave it?

Me: *tampang polos tak berdosa* I forgot…
All: *giggles*
Teacher: um,,,you can ask to the staff in the front table in the lobby…
Me: yes,,,,
Teacher: maybe the cleaning service found it and then keep it…
Me: oh, ok… thanks…. *lari!*
Dan aku masih mendengar suara cekikikan di belakangku,,,duh malunyaa……… ckakaka…see you next time…!