le kekonyolan sehari hari yang terlewatkan

skenario #1

Jadi saya punya teman, sebut saja bunga. Mawar. Mawar Putih. Jadi nama panjangnya Bunga Mawar Putih (samaran).
Si Mawar ini suatu hari pergi bersama saya ke pasar jumat (pasar yang cuma ada hari jumat) dan dengan polos dan jujur membeli sebungkus es cincau 2rb karena ketipisan dompet yang mengkhawatirkan.
Kami juga beli beberapa telur ubet-ubet dan duduk bersama makan. Nah tiba tiba waktu es cincaunya udah mau abis....

...ternyata di dalamnya ada ulat bulu.

Dan saya sempet nyoba 1 sruput.

.......fffffffffffff-----

skenario #2

X : ELAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA jepit mana jepit satu cepetaan
Me : Hah?? Dimana ada jepit?
X : Seingetku tadi aku mbawa banyak, ada dimana ini? Jangan jangan dibuat mainan, oh dasa-- eh, ternyata nyantol di bajuku ini. Hehe.
Me : .....

skenario #3

Suatu sore yang damai entah karena apa, mungkin karena iseng atau 1001 alasan lain, mamaku menelpon salah satu kontak hpnya di sebelahku dan tiba2 panik.
Ia mengaku lawan bicaranya ngomong bahasa arab, dan aku : 'hah? gak salah sambung?'
Konon ia sengaja menelepon kontak bernama 'Arabia', mengira itu nomer bapakku yang satunya.
Ternyata ia beneran nelpon ke Arab, entah siapa itu.
Si Arab bergumam sesuatu yang seperti pengusiran roh jahat dengan ayat kursy.
Dan pulsa yang baru diisi pun ludes ditelan api neraka.

skenario #4

*me and bapak lagi goncengan*
Me : *mikir*
Bpk : ....
Me : *inget excal dan suara godzilla nya*
Me : *senyum sendiri*
Me : ....
Me : Eeeeee----kk  (le tiba2 ngeluarin suara godzilla)
Bpk : *reflexs noleh mencari asal suara alien dengan bingung*
Me : *le sadar diri dan berpura2 sedang mencoba berdeham*

skenario #5

Me : *le telat kelas bahasa inggris* *bergumam maaf lalu bapaknya nunduk lalu duduk di deket temen*
Tmn : Darimana aja el?
Me : Macet td. Eh udah lama ta bapaknya?
Tmn :.... El kamu udh telat 1 jam lebih.
Me : HAH?!? Sekta, lak yo baru jam 11 lewat 10 se--
Tmn : Kan kita masuknya jam 10--
Me : A-apuah?? Bukannya kita masuknya jam sebelas??
Tmn : .... *stare unimpressed*
Me : Masya allah bero, tes listeninge piye bero? Matek aku bero, bero piye iki aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa---

(Si bro bilang listeningnya udah selesai, dan si Me panik.
Ternyata si Bro bohong dan cuma pengen nggudo karena kekuplakan Me. Me beringsut ke bangkunya dan menjadi satu dengan kursi kayu yang begitu elegan.
Untunglah si Bapak orangnya toleran.)

skenario #6

(dicatat berdasar ingatan samar samar tak terpercaya author mengenai ruang chat xentury)
Kojin : He reeek aku galau.
Kojin : Aku cocoke jurusan opo seh reek?
Ela~ #034 : Jurusan ilmu gaib jin.
Meme : Jurusan ilmu gaib jin.
Someone else : Jurusan ilmu gaib jin.
Kojin : -_-


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kayaknya ada lagi, tapi lupa.

Yah, begitulah kenangan awal masa-masa kuliah

btw saya lagi gila sama nih satu anak. mungkin akan membuat review anime nanti.

Kemampuan Verbal

-di sebuah tes TPA-

Guru : Joni, tes ini bermaksud untuk memilih dua kata yang hubungannya sama satu sama lain, kamu paham, kan?

Joni : Ya pak.

Guru : Lalu mengapa menurutmu jagung dan bintang memiliki hubungan yang sama dengan harimau dan kue??

Joni : Tapi hubungan mereka memang sama, pak.

Mereka sama-sama tidak ada hubungannya.

-just another crispy anecdote from me-

Carpe diem

O pretty little buds of roses
Come and gather, no time to waste

Because one day they'll bloom beautifully,
the next day wither away

So what's the point of even plopping out of their green shells?

'Just to be there,' the sky said, 'to declare to the world of your being'
in the end of the day, you'll find your own phrase,
a little part of that majestic poem of the world

will it be a word, or a paragraph, no one knows

So my dear, before we wither away,

While you're in your full bloom

Seize the day

-although, I wonder if I can really plant this into my soul,

even if I have grasped the meaning?-

Bunkasai

So today I went to the Japanese World. It's a bunkasai (japanese-style festival)

Saw so many cosplays, and...there was even a Kuma!! *O*

.

..but I didn't get any picture with him. That's a real shame TT^TT
Couldn't help since so many ppl were surrounding him...poor little big Kuma...

And then we went to the obake house. The were 8 of us, Me, Ninis, Angga, Meme, Fadhlur, Adit, Taufiq and Lara. Since the rule was we must go in two by two or alone, at first we were going in couples of the same gender.

...but the gatekeeper wouldn't let two boys go together.

We did hompimpa/paper rock scissor to get boy-girl pairs (since there was no other way, if we love our money). I got Angga as pair--which I thought was lucky, since he's got an innocent expression all the time. I mean, he wouldn't be freaked out. I think.

So.
*nb: some of these dialogues are only said in my mind. you figure out which ones*

Before coming in.
Me : Aw yeah. I might be a bit of a scaredy cat but I'm sure I can handle it! And being scared would be embarassing, wouldn't it. IMMA BRAVE GIRL.

Inside.
Me : Ohmygod what's that... Please dont scream suddenly like that it's scary. and ANGGA WONT YOU MOVE FASTER. The old guy's laughing there! ......i am sorry I stepped on you foot. Keep going!!!
Angga : Calm down!

After out :
Me : HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That was too short!! I thought it was longer.
Angga : ...where's our cola?
Receptionist : Sorry, the bonus cola has ran out.

......okay I failed.

B-but the others....I bet they were scared too! (except Lara...she's the same kind as Angga).
And Meme cursed loudly inside that Taufiq forgot to prank the ghost.

Taufiq: (thinking) it's so dark...can't see a thing.
Ghost : BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Meme : JAMP*T!

XDD

And people's saying were...

Ninis : ....I wasn't scared...just surprised.
Adit : It's so dark, I can't see a thing.
Dlur : The ghost's costume..I bet they were quite good.
Adit : Yeah. That woman ghost was pretty, right??

And Lara.... she just put on that innocent smile.

Lara : That was quite surprising eh....

...and I went to the corner, regretting my life. Was I the only one that was scared?


...


And btw we went to the maid cafe. This time the maid was real.
...but the food's so pricey.

"It is a place that gives your money wings." -Fadhlur

Very true indeed.

Btw, lalat got accident T^T just a fingerbone broken but...too bad she couldnt join the bunkasai. Get well soon, my bestfriend!

...um maybe that's all for this post?

What about you? Something interesting happened? ^^

See you ^^

High School?

Seperti kata sahabatku : Kupikir yang namanya SMA itu adalah tempat yang dewasa.

Aku bisa mengontrol diri, belajar rajin, menjadi bijaksana. Ternyata?

Salah besar.

Lihat aja keadaan kelasku yang seringkali tak ubahnya anak SD campur pasien Menur yang nyasar ke pasar. (yah, pasar kan ada orang warasnya). Setiap hari adaa aja kehebohan yang terjadi. Mulai dari gosipan ala ibu-ibu Vicky yang kabarnya adalah lelaki, homoan anak-anak sekali-kali, teriakan maen PES bercampur soundtrack anime dan bunyi tembakan counterstrike serta musik korea yang ngebeat, skandal yang memancing perciean, guyonan absurd, tarian pramuka Fajry, suara giri FM, suara-suara gaib (eeeek, oook, tok tok tok, haw haw , suara lebah, dll), sampai kejadian bikin geger, contohnya cerita bahwa Vicky konon memiliki kelenjar susu. Dan tampaknya kami juga sama sekali mengabaikan fakta bahwa ruang sebelah adalah BK.

Aku yang kukira akan bertansformasi menjadi wanita remaja dewasa (wosos) ternyata sampai sekarang masih suka teriak2 geje, koleng di dalam kelas, berguyon absurd, nyanyi lagu anak-anak, dan ber lepra ria bareng Lolifa. Ohya, juga minum susu juara. Hng.

Dari yang saya lihat juga, sebagian besar anak kelas kami bener2 gila(bukan gila yang begituan tapi). Yah, sisanya cukup normal, tapi sedikit banyak udah kena virus gila.
Dan kami bertingkah layaknya keluarga seperkos-kosan. Atau rusun, mungkin. Lihat aja waktu AFA, dan bila ada anak yang bawa camilan enak di sekolah.

Yah, tapi...

Kalau nggak gitu, nggak seru, kan?

:)

Form Gila

Ayo coba isi~
Tertarik mengetahui kodenya? Komen dengan alamat email anda disitu.

Ela's Fun Form

Apakah anda manusia?


Apakah anda gila? Seberapa gilakah anda?
Agak gila
Gila
Sangat Gila
Gilanya tak terlukiskan

Apa tujuan anda mengisi form ini?
Iseng aja Mungkin aja berhadiah Karena saya ganteng Saya pingin jadi kepsek Saya hilang ingatan

Komentar anda?

"How about no weekends for you guys?"

Rasanya pengen demo.


Kepala sekolah baru. Misi dan visi sungguh brilian dan tinggi, namun...
Sepertinya kepala sekolah kami gak pernah merasakan ataupun memikirkan rasanya menjadi pelajar.


Dan memang, untuk beberapa hal, ia mengerti apa yang kami butuhkan, namun dalam hal lain, ia salah besar. Coba deh, sesekali dengarkan. Pendapat para pelajar Australia itu tentang pendidikan kita, misalnya. "You guys study too much things too long" or something like that, yet sekarang...


Dia mau bikin tambahan pelajaran pada hari sabtu for God knows how long dan menjadwalkan Minggu buat ekstrakulikuler. Seriously?


Kalau begitu caranya, kami bakalan munek belajar, ilmu ga masuk, wasting time. Waktu refreshing juga gak ada. Mungkin semua orang bakal mengurangi SS. Mungkin SS mengurangi kegiatan.
Semuanya jadi apatis....


So, AYO DEMO!
Atau...at least...


Smalane needs their APK NOW! Go OSIS APK, tentang itu! peroleh kembali kemerdekaan akhir Minggu!
Smalane bukan robot yang cuma butuh belajar, lho.

mau jadi apa smala nantinya...

Mess

Wrong here, there, everywhere.

Can't decide where to go, what to do, not sure which needs me the most, although maybe I'm not needed at all.

But it's my responsibility,

and I hope I can go pass

17/01/12

Hey Ya!
Hey, guess. What's today? OwO

Yep! It's my birthday XDD
The 15th, to be exact! x3

So..for today, I'd like to say thanks to all the people that brought joy to me...specially at this awesome day...^w^ thanks all for your enthusiasm, I'm really happy!!

For XenoSaga, you brought colors to my day~ Thankyou! Today was good.
I could't stop smile to creep into my lips when you congratulated me and sung me a song.
For Wina...tough that envelope and it's contain was..err...suspicious, but I'm really thankful! Thanks nee, I'll surely keep it.
And for the phone-bombers...thanks to you too nee! Tough your hundreds of message surely brought risk to my phone, i admit that it also made me happy~
And however hard I insisted the fact that i.am.not.a.baby.nor.a.lil'.kid , guess you'll always see me as one,huh?
But it's not all that bad, I guess. Thankyou, for giving me a role, a place to belong at Xenosaga, and your hearts, eventough it's as an infant~
^w^

Aand~~

Special thanks for mein bestie, boku no ichiban no nakama, Nisa-chan ^o^
Your present was awesome, ne! To be honest, maybe it's one of the best gift I have ever received? X3 anyway you made this day so special~
The fanfic you made me was really nice, I can't wait to see the continuation.
And the letter you made me...i'm flatered >///<
And that notebook is really cute~~ i'm wndering what to write on it, lol..
Thankyou! I love it very very much <3
Hope we'll be inseparable bestfriends forever! Yay~~

and of course, all of my friends~~ Thanks a lot!
You all had made this day great~~

Btw, Lalat-san, your present is in process~~~ and I hope we'll become good nakama ne ^w^ let's keep our freaky friendship bond, lol XDD

Once Again,

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Dear God,

My Birthday Wish is,

That I can still be here, in this world,

celebrating

at the next 17th January,

with the people

I love

and care

<3

Sincerely,

Lydia Angela

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i wonder

i wonder
if they care about me just as much as i do about them
i wonder

i wonder
if they also see me as something precious
if they would miss me
if they were happy having me around
i wonder

i wonder
how do i look in their eyes?
am i so meaningless in their everyday life?
do they listen to my sayings,
and care about it as much as i do?

i wonder
what am i
to them

but now
i think i hate them

........

*indonesian entry*

Cheerliar divakumkan untuk tahun ini.

HEARTBREAK.


TT^TT


Lalu buat apa selama ini kita berkorban?? Uang sudah hilang, badan dan pikiran udh capek, udh sakit.
Udah ngerepotin orangtua.Udah berjuang sekuat tenaga. Nilai sudah hancur.

Cuma gara2 orangtua alay, egois, LEBAY tingkat DEWA yang berani2nya ngancem mau ngelaporin ke polisi lah, ke dinas pendidikan lah, media massa lah.

ALAY

Lalu...

Emangnya kalo cheerliar dibubarin, secara ajaib, nilai kita mbalik jadi bagus gitu? Uang kita juga tiba2 kembali gitu? Terus buat apa? Kita sudah ngorbanin terlalu banyak. Kapal sudah jadi. Kaos sudah dibeli. Pompom tersisir rapi.

'Dek, sumpah, pompom kalian bagus banget'


Tapi sekarang udah gak guna.

Kami ingin menunjukin;

Hasil kerja keras kami, hasil pengorbanan kami! Sekarang kami sudah ngebut, progress kami sudah meningkat jauh!! Satu gerakan tradisional dan closing, kamipun sudah siap berlaga!!

Lalu? Mana apresiasi untuk kerjakeras kami??

Tapi.

Setidaknya....kita dapet pengalaman.
Setidaknya...gara2 perjuangan itulah, kelas kita lebih dekat dari sebelumnya.
Saat2 yg kita lalui bersama, pengorbanan yg kita lewati bersama; semuanya nggak akan hilang teman.

'kita adalah generasi yang terpilih;'


terpilih untuk menghadapi cobaan semacam ini, dan memperbaikinya.

Altough it is hard.

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#np : Pirates of Carribean - He is a Pirate.

a Post in the Middle of my Busy Life

 

-my life had been so busy lately-

Hey there! ^w^ I got another post for you today, xDD (finally). It's been quite a while, da? Soo, here's some....news(?), from me!

My highschool life's business didn't decease at all, instead it had gone even crazier from before = =''a that's why im now sick at home, suffering some of my diseases. God, I think i'm not gonna be that active of  an active-organization student. Or the likes. I'm sorry, Smala... I want to be one, but i cant.

My effort to design my class's t-shirt had gone to be just a waste of time. Well.. I know... It's my lack of digital art ability and creativity, but...seeing ALL my designs got rejected was....quite annoying. Here's how the designs looked like :

anyways, if maybe you guys wondered, XenoSaga is my class's nickname. It's X-sembilan Number One sak-Galaxy  or in english X-nine's Number One in the Whole Galaxy. 

Hehe, it was awful, right?

 and...it's alright to post it here, eh? Since it's not going to be used anyways...

Anyways.... recently... I've been.... empty? Hah, I dunno. My activity was quite fun recently, mostly because there's cheerliar  . Search in google for more info of it.

And...my lil niece is now in emergency state. She's just a couple months old. Please pray for her safetry. >,< i hope nothing happens to her.

*disclaimer : i don't own the photography included in this post. I found that awesome thing on deviantart.com

That's all for today's entry, See you! 

GO LASSO, GO XENOSAGA! #SMALA 

New , Busy Life of Mine

 

HEEEYYY YOUUUUUUUUUU THEEEEEEEEREEE~

Ahaha, it's been a loooooong time (as usual) since the last time i updated this blog of mine. Have you been missing me? xD *slappedkickedkilled*

Well, sorry ne ^^' I've been really, really, really busy in this new highschool of mine. In fact, lately i've been doin tasks past midnite~ Weelll but it's kinda fun too.

I'm joining some extracullicullar, and...sadly my ex-cul-tasks haven't been done *sigh* well at least i managed to do some parts of it.

And...well this may only exist in my country, Indonesia but the past three days, I've been joining an event called LDKMS2011(Latihan Dasar Kepemimpinan dan Manajement Siswa) or...you can say an event to improve our leadership and time management skills, level 1. It's been a tough, but fun days back then. Glad that I joined. ^^

Ah, yes! Our school is now in progress for a cheer event/competition, but for boys only (and a must for every students) called Cheerliar (cheer+liar(wild in indonesian). It's kinda funny to see boys do cheering. But we have to rush the progress from now on, well altough the ones who cheers are the boys, but the girls also have big role in making pom-pom(?, its...the fluffy thing you use for cheering) and creating the moves. Please pray for us , hope we'll win ! ^o^

And..wow, cool, my homeworks aren't done. And exams are coming. Cool. Great. Niiceee.... Ahahahahaha *depress laugh*

So...that's all? I guess...

See you around...(well..might not soon....)

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BONUS PICTURE!
Been long since the last of time i add this section huh? Well anyways, i got a cool pic to show ya!

so...guess what are these?

-ciao-

Well hello! ^^

Hey guys! Sorry I haven't been writing for a long time... Well... You see, I was busy with my new highschool... (and partly lazy too orz *slapped*)


Well, I entered SMA 5 Surabaya xDD I definitely don't regret entering here... It's so much fun here!

Altough...much homework and events too..orz T.T


Well...the Periasi was tough and there were many tasks back then at Perisai... (i slept at 2.30 orz) and now there are also pasca-perisai but... Aside of that, this school rocks! Out of 3 foreign language (beside english) to be chosen (Dutch, Japanese, Chinese), now I'm at 10-9, and it's a Japanese class! ^^ Lucky~


And the school website was like, the coolest one i've ever seen! It got a long list of cool anime series that can be downloaded (and I havent watched some of 'em!). The same goes for western, bollywood, cartoon etc. It also got Games! xDD


I got my spirit of studying here~ Thanks, God ^^

BTW, happy fasting to all who's celebrating ^^ may this month be a month full of bless~




Anyways, how about you guys's doing?


May luck be with you!

~ChocoVanilla


((p.s : I wrote fanfics! I told you, my blogger followers, specially. (i only told 2 people before). Here's my pen name : Aisu-c0de but sorry i only got 1 english fic ^^''))