i miss missing you

Have you ever feel like

you want to talk to Allah, but you can't since you're on your period?

I've been forgetting him a lot as of late, him and many others

and suddenly the fog lifted before me and I feel really guilty and sad and scared about it

but can do nothing.

Dear You,

I miss missing you.

Please forgive me... and remind me always. Aamiin.

Crispy Puns

Holy
(comic gonna be released soon)

When a story is incomplete, it has a holy plot.

Mayday, Mayday, our sergeant had been shot and now he's a holy man.

 /patroling an old building/
Soldier A : Don't go into that room! That is a holy space.
Soldier B : Huh? What are you talking abo--AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!

/screams sound in the background/
Soldier C : (looking into binoculars) Holy Shit!
Soldier D : huh? What's wrong!
Soldier C : See this. (hands over binocular)
Soldier D : ...ah. Who shot through the horse droppings?

Soldier X : Aaaagh, captain!
Cap'n       : What happened to you, soldiers?
Soldier Y :W-we met a holy person!
Cap'n       : Who-- /sees sundel bolong/ AAAAAAHH!!

Weird Puns

There's a weirdo who befriends weirdoes and does weird things.
But weirdoes he goes if he's a weirdo?
He goes to the weirdrobes and meet Aslan, a relative of weirwoods.

Real Life Puns

A group of gorillas are called a band; thus the band name 'Gorillaz'
And a group of baboons are called a congress.

Cat

''Y'know when a cat is hurt it either says mi-aw or me-ow.''
''That's furry stupid''

As of late me and my friend had been sharing crispy puns. We cannot stop. XD

These are the most recent ones that I remember.